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| The so-called 'Vain Highwayman' has been known to leave his victims alive if they suitably compliment his attire; but do not feign sincerity and praise his boots, for he knows well those boots are shit. |
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| The last thing Eldon Bridely saw was a veritable torrent of gnomes, brownies, and atomies of the wood marching toward him with wrathful expressions, just as the one-legged prostitute oracle had foretold all those years ago. |
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| Wearing the Hideous Form of the Scorpion, the assassin become visible for a brief moment before laying low the finest limerick-writer civilization had ever known. |
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| As eldest son of the chieftain, it fell to Shining Talon to take in hand his poisoned obsidian arrows, mount the sacred glyptodont, and ride forth to randomly slay zero-level townsfolk in order to maintain the tribe's street cred. |
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| At that very moment, it finally dawned on Prendergast that perhaps he should not have read aloud from the cursed book in the first place; and for the slightest instant he regretted not listening to his mother's advice, before remembering what a horrid judgmental bitch she was. |
gold. horrible , horrible gold.
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