Friday, May 28, 2021
Saturday, May 1, 2021
I'm not the first person to do this - not by a long shot - but when I wrote up the pregens for ScrumCon, I elected to change the names of the saving throws.
On the surface, this seems a no-brainer for anybody who's throwing genre-emulation house rule attempts at a wall to see what sticks. Surely the saving throws should be against whatever the common threats are; or, to put it another way, reading the list of saves should tell you something about the campaign. Why wasn't this more common during the G+ OSR bloom?
I think it's a fun conceit and I'm going to stick with it for a while, but there are some reasonable precautions that must be taken. I can't rename saves willy-nilly; or rather, I shouldn't rename a save in a way that changes the things to which it applies - not without some thought. It's all well and good to rename 'Dragon Breath' (or 'Breath Weapon' if you prefer) to something better suiting your campaign as a hit of flavor, but that save still needs to be something a thief would be good at. Otherwise your save numbers will start to make less and less sense as the PCs go up in level and get a little more differentiated from another. Also, we should be cautious that a save that previously got used a lot doesn't become a rare save just because of the name change. This is all an experiment, and we have to acknowledge that experiments - especially house rule experiments, and double-especially ones that seem Very Clever Indeed - can fail. We must be vigilant for that failure and be willing to repair!
|Accomplished wizard the Phenomenal Phopp and his peacock familiar, Xerxes, desperately try to remember which saving throws they're good at this week.|
Old Saves vs New Saves for Wampus Country
Death Ray & Poison is now Horrible Death! encompassing poisons, death rays, any convenient save-or-die type effect, and Obvious Death Magic.
Magic Wands is replaced by Dark Science! which includes weird technology, magic items and artifacts, any cosmic tech surrounded by a nimbus of Kirby dots, Elder God Cthulhoid Nonsense, and probably psionics. PCs in Wampus Country don't have psionics, but a visiting brain-eater might.
Paralyze/Petrification is now Marvelous Transformation!, something that happens in Wampus quite a bit. If we're turning something into something else by any means - spell, curse, faerie glamour, gorgon breath - this category applies.
Dragon Breath is Legendary Peril! which as of right now probably includes not only breath weapons, but other massive or storied attacks of legendary creatures as well. When that mountain giant throws a house at you, you use Legendary Peril to dodge. Grumpy whale with a clock in its side tries to swallow you whole? Legendary Peril.
Staves/Spells is now Uncanny Sorcery!, covering all spells and magical effects not from other sources.
Will this breakdown work for my B/X games? Only time will tell.
Thursday, April 29, 2021
I'm hoping to run Wampus Country - in particular the Lumberlands - at a number of virtual cons this year, and the season is upon us. First up was ScrumCon, a wonderful local con that I've enjoyed attending in recent years. To prepare for it, I did a couple of things. First, I committed to the bit - all my con games this "season" will be Lumberlands, and they'll all be wilderness exploration using the low-prep tables in the book. That's the whole point of the Lumberlands book, you're supposed to be able to use it at the table or for quick pre-session prep.
The next thing I needed was pregenerated characters. Since I was running in B/X this go-round, I invested some time in writing up six pregens, all first level:
Hugo, a fighter
Red Rae, a thief
Olga von Sprinkle, a cleric
the Radical Razmatazz, a magic-user
Needles, a dwarf
Pvt. Hambone, a dog
|Hand-drawn character sheets, y'all|
As I wrote them up, I ensured they matched with the stellar illustrations Alex Damaceno did for Lumberlands (I did not have illos for Needles or Hambone - perhaps later this year). I resolved to use these pregens throughout the summer, and further, to advance them as they gained xp through play - even if that meant they advanced unevenly.
The Sunday of ScrumCon arrived, and it was time to kick the tires on the Lumberlands book. About half an hour before game-time, I prepped some content. Grabbing a sheet of paper, I put the starting town of Squeamish at the bottom, and then drew three vectors coming out of it to the NW, straight N, and NE. Along these vectors, some circles representing points of a pointcrawl, and links from side to side. At the end of each vector, I made a note on a destination, corresponding to a rumor. If they chased the sasquatch rumor, they'd go this way, etc. Then I used the encounter tables in the book to roll an encounter for each point. Lumberlands includes critters, carnivorous plants, NPCs, and other assorted weirdness, so there was a decent mix of "stuff" on the pointcrawl map by the end of it.
We had five players, so every PC save Olga was chosen (a first-level cleric in B/X doesn't get a spell, I wonder if that was a factor). They elected to head northeast, pursuing rumors that might lead to the secret squirrel city high in the trees. Along the way they dealt with things like:
* a weird reverse-gravity area
* a headless ghost
* man-eating plants
* warring gangs of lumberjacks
...and a couple other things as well (critters!). I don't want to spoil the tables too much by reciting everything that happened, but they survived and even thrived (and were unafraid to run away when necessary). At one point they encountered some squirrels, and stole - or maybe traded for - a mysterious package one squirrel carried. Within the folded oak-leaf was a piece of magically-charged root. When Razmatazz chewed the enchanted root, I rolled on a table to see what knowledge it contained (certain magic trees containing memories and knowledge is one of the central gimmicks of the Lumberlands), and surprise surprise, I rolled that the root contained a secret the imbiber sought... so of course that was the location of the squirrel city. Jackpot! The PCs sought out the city and managed to parley with the squirrels there for a bit before we wrapped the session.
I think it all worked nicely as a con session and allowed the players to explore the highlights of the Lumberlands setting. A pleasing conclusion! I still need to assign and track xp for the session.
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Sometimes I see random things and like to use them as writing prompts. My younger son used to have a particular alphabet book that always amused me because I saw the juxtapositions of the words on each page and wanted to try to make them into spells or monsters - I think they were mostly animals, so it was probably monsters I was imagining. That book has disappeared (does your house-with-small-child work like that, too?), but the Little Boy recently picked out a dry-erase writing-practice book that also had juxtaposed words. Thus, the below.
Selections from Professor Bindlestaff’s Meandering Book of Somewhat Practical Enchantment
The visionary wandering wizard known as “Professor” Bindlestaff was, in his day, considered the clear authority on spontaneous magical glyphs, and invented many of those which are today used with regularity. Throughout his peripatetic existence, Bindlestaff encountered all manner of lesser-known magical items and strange critters across the breadth of Wampus Country, and he took notes on a few in his one published work.
Ant acorn. A figure of dubious power, appearing to be a palm-sized ant made out of acorns and twigs. The ant acorn may be commanded to burrow into the earth, transforming over three rounds into a majestic oak tree. Among the leaves and branches of that oak will be 2d6 magical +1 arrows which can be easily plucked. Each year, in perpetuity, the oak tree has a 10% chance of producing one new +1 arrow. Further, if the oak is felled and its wood carved into a breastplate or shield, it will naturally be proof against insects - not just termites, but improving the wearer’s armor class against (even giant) insect attacks by +4.
Bee ball. A bronze ball, fitting easily in the palm, cast with relief images of numerous bees; two different command words are inscribed in tiny print. The bee ball can be invoked once per day by speaking the appropriate command word and hurling the ball at the ground. The first effect summons a swarm of angry bees who will remain for 4+1d6 rounds and follow the wielder’s command. The second effect summons helpful bees who can shape themselves into the equivalent of a Tenser’s Floating Disc (cast at 12th level).
Crab duck. Bindlestaff tried desperately to draw this critter in his notebook, but kept getting the angles wrong. The crabduck is an unholy mingling of crustacean and waterfowl (see also ‘lobster-loon’) that menaces the southern shore of Shining Lake. A bit larger than a standard duck, the armored crabduck has massive crab claws instead of duck-wings, and six webbed duckfeet allowing it to swim quite handily above or below the water. The claw- and breast-meat of the crabduck are said to be quite delicious, and according to legend, he who sups upon crab-duck will have pleasant dreams. (Eating crab-duck meat provides extra protection against nightmares, dream-domination, and the charm and fear effects of nocturnal critters).
Elephant fork. This enchanted silver fork, emblazoned with a heraldic pachyderm, bears a simple yet unusual magical effect: it allows the user to take bites of food which are twenty or thirty times larger than usual. An entire haunch of venison, down in one bite, for example. The food is digested normally, and some intestinal distress may occur if the fork is used to enable overeating. Although not mentioned in the text, the rumor is that Bindlestaff himself owned such a fork, and at one point during the siege of Starling Castle he gave it to a summoned xorn and commanded the beast to go eat the fortifications. Oh, you’ve never heard of Starling Castle? See, that’s why.
Giraffe glasses. These spectacles are carved from giraffe bones and bear lightly-tinted green lenses. When worn, the wearer can see as though he were four times taller than normal, allowing him to peek into second-story windows and over walls and hedges. That’s it. Not everything is a wand of fireballs. Bindlestaff writes that although he could not be certain, he thought the glasses he examined may have had a secondary enchantment that allowed the wearer to speak the secret love language of giraffes (probably allowing a bonus when attempting to charm or convince them, among other possibilities).
Heart hat. Once properly attuned to the owner, this chapeaux doubles as the wearer’s actual heart; that organ and the magic hat are inextricably linked, at any distance. Applying a healing spell or other touch enchantment to the hat will target the owner. Damage inflicted on the hat will be critically carried to the owner. However, death of the owner does not intrinsically destroy the hat. In fact, the hat can be used as an appropriate necromantic focus in lieu of the owner’s body for purposes of resurrection, speaking with the dead, and so forth. The hat remains attuned to the previous owner, no matter the passage of years, until someone else puts it on.
Iguana Jump. The particular example of a leaping lizard blade owned by Bindlestaff, in form much like a lightly-curved shortsword bearing etchings of a tipsy iguana along the blade. Like all leaping lizard swords, Iguana Jump was +2 to hit and damage, and in the hands of an orphan allowed the casting of jump (caster level as character level) thrice per day.
Kite lion. No doubt a relative of the much-storied paper tiger, the kite lion is a diamond-shaped origami man-eater which can flit about on the breeze and swoop down quite rapaciously upon its quarry. The kite lion preys chiefly upon paper goods, and finds spellbooks and hand-drawn maps particularly delicious. Bindlestaff himself recoiled as the kite lion attacked, not realizing the beast was going after the scroll-cases in his pack; the kite lion made off with weeks’ worth of work. Based on Bindlestaff’s sketch, the creature was nearly the size of a normal lion, and flew at quite a speed.
Moon mop. In the hands of a practitioner of magic, the moon mop can soak up pools of moonlight from the ground and then be wrung out into a bucket. The liquified moonlight has myriad magical applications, as you well know, but if consumed straight, as a potion, the moonlight will heal 2d6+1 hp per dose. Liquid moonlight may also cause damage to lycanthropes or trigger their transformation.
Necklace net. Once a common item created by the Lakeborn and sometimes given to their agents, this choker looks like a fishnet of interlocked colored string. The wearer can snap off the net and hurl it, causing it to expand into a dangerous binding net which counts as a web spell (caster level 5th) save that instead of appearing as a sticky arthropod product, it is instead a seaweed-choked antique fisherman’s net (random boot optional). The necklace net is a one-use item, and it dissolves into fragrant chum at the end of its efficacy.
Owl pencil. Bindlestaff only ever saw one of these, but presumed more existed - a wooden writing-implement filled with a “lead” composed of powdered owl-bones, dyed a deep crimson with the blood of an unknown critter. Given the magical potency of the item, Bindlestaff supposed the skeletal powder was obtained not from a mundane owl, but one of the ancient owl-sorcerers who once ruled Wampus Country in antiquity. The owl pencil can be used by any caster to inscribe a magical scroll of any spell he knows; said spell, when read from the scroll, has a 25% chance of having maximum efficacy in any variable of casting (range, damage, duration, etc). The pencil has enough “lead” to inscribe a total of fifteen spell levels of scroll, then is exhausted.
Quilt rocks. Sewn from fabric woven from cryosphinx wool and decorated in bright geometric patterns, these irregular spheres look like lopsided baseballs or rocks made out of grandma’s favorite blanket. The quilt rocks (usually found in groups of 1d4+1) are very light when held, and quite squishy like a stuffed animal. They have the curious property that when held in the hand, their weight is that of cloth and batting, but at all other times they are as heavy as a rock twice their size. This feature allows the quilt rocks to be easily thrown as weapons, inflicting 1d6+1 points of damage to their target.
Star spider. Although it may sound like a horrible creature from the outer dark, in truth the star spider is an animated, five-legged trivet which has the ability to spider climb at will. In addition, whatever object is placed up on the trivet - a fern in a planter, a plate of scrambled eggs, a spellbook - will adhere nicely to the trivet even when the star spider perches on a wall or upside-down on the ceiling. The star spider is a construct and cannot speak. The gravity-manipulating magic within the micro-golem is very temperamental; the nearby presence of any other levitation, gravity, or similar magic will disrupt (80%) or violently reverse (20%) the star spider’s clinging ability.
Tiger turtle. Also known as the snapping-cat, this house-cat sized critter makes a fine familiar. It has a turtle’s shell and water-loving nature, but a tigerlike head and webbed, clawed paws. The tail is a tiny, striped nubbin. The tiger turtle is comically slow, even in the water, and - like some housecats - seems to spend most of the day asleep, but is totally content to snore away in a backpack much of the time so long as it is regularly fed smelts, kippers, anchovies or the like (preferably canned and as salty/disgusting as possible). A happy, well-fed tiger turtle familiar grants its companion the singular ability to exude from the palms, once per day, a caustic solvent (“terrapintine”) that can disrupt or erase a magical glyph or warding-circle with a single swipe of the hand. Bindlestaff surmises that glands from the critter could certainly be used in the construction of “something wicked big”, such as a staff of the magi.
Unicorn violin. It takes an entire unicorn to make a violin; the neck is the alicorn, the body is part of the skull (with the eyes as sound-holes), and instead of catgut, luxurious hair from the unicorn’s mane is strung. The instrument is decorated with a rainbow of colorful swirls, and produces a sweet tone without requiring any tuning. When played, the magic of the unicorn violin restores the virginity of all females (of any species) within thirty feet. Existing children do not wink out of existence, but any current pregnancies are mystically erased (somewhere in the Pit, a new lemure shows up), and fertilized eggs become unfertilized.
Whale x-ray fish. Another Lakeborn gimmick, this time one of Wampus Country’s infamous figurines of dubious power. This soapstone orca, carved in rustic style, has a cavernous open mouth and a semiprecious stone (typically a lapis) marking the whale’s blow-hole. When the owner squints and looks into the whale’s mouth, he can see out the blow-hole as though wearing a ring of x-ray vision. In an emergency, the whale’s owner can utter the command word inscribed along the roof of the sculpture’s mouth, and transform the whale x-ray fish into an actual immense whale, which heeds commands, for one hour before terminally collapsing into approximately one ton of delicious chocolate fudge.
Yak yarn. This yarn is created from the wool of certain yak-men whose menace is well-known throughout the multiverse; there was once a colony of these nefarious humanoids in Wampus Country. The yarn itself is enchanted, of course, but does not reach its real potential until it is crafted into a different form. Crocheting it into a length of rope may create a rope of climbing; using ancient macrame techniques could yield an enchanted net, or a hat or coif. The final enchantment of the product cannot be controlled by the knitter, but if a particular magic item is considered common, it is more likely to be produced. Beware bizarre results! Once transformed, the item cannot be unraveled back into yak yarn.
Zebra zipper. A metal zipper sewn into a scrap of striped cloth, the zebra zipper has remarkable transformational power. The owner holds the textile to their belly and slowly closes the zipper while thinking about zebras; in the space of a single round, they are polymorphed into an adult zebra. The only downside is that to transform back, they will need the aid of a second party who can reach under the zebra’s belly and unzip the zipper, ending the spell. Some examples of zebra zippers (25%) can also transform the user into a zebra-hippocamp or a zebra-pegasus. While in zebroid form, the owner of the zebra zipper has statistics appropriate to their new form.
Tuesday, March 30, 2021
James Whitcomb Riley deserves some of the credit for what came downstream of his pen. If you don’t know his name, it’s because time and fashion erode even the most popular artists from memory. Riley (1849-1916) was chiefly a poet, well-known in his time, and especially famous in Indiana, and maintains lingering fame there. Riley wrote much of his stuff in dialect reflective of that part of America, and much of his work was poetry aimed at children. This is the guy who took the African-American folksong “Shortnin’ Bread” and published a version of it as a poem. Riley was sufficiently famous, for a “rural poet”, to share stages with Samuel Clemens, at least until Clemens complained that Riley was upstaging him. He also hung out with fellow Hoosier Lew Wallace (Ben Hur). Riley’s folksy poetry, served up in nostalgic dialect, was a popular balm during a period of industrialization, harking back to an earlier time.
One of Riley’s most famous works was a poem called “Little Orphant Annie” (aka “The Elf Child”, 1885) - in which the eponymous orphan warns other children that misbehavior will make them the target of kidnapping by goblins. Yes, really. The poem was based on an orphan girl who worked for Riley’s family; he also wrote “The Raggedy Man” based on a hobo-type who worked for his father. “Little Orphant Annie” inspires both Raggedy Ann and (the title of) Little Orphan Annie. Perhaps we’ll talk about Little Orphan Annie (leapin’ lizards!) in another installment.
Johnny Gruelle, an illustrator and cartoonist, was family friends with James Whitcomb Riley. He created Raggedy Ann (1915) and Andy (1916), and based Raggedy Ann’s name on the two aforementioned poems, with which he was very familiar. Raggedy Ann is a strong entry in the “toys come to life” subgenre of children’s (nursery?) fantasy. She’s an old rag doll who has adventures when her owner isn’t around. This trope is of considerable vintage, despite what Buzz Lightyear stans might tell you.
Toys coming to life isn’t even new in 1915 when Raggedy Ann appears - after all, there was Hoffman’s (and Dumas’) Nutcracker that everybody knew about, and more...
Collodi’s Pinocchio (1881, 1898 for the American edition which Guelle no doubt knew) gave us a marionette who wanted to be a real boy. This tale is sufficiently influential that we can credit Astro Boy and a thousand other robots-desiring-humanity to it, including Star Trek’s Data. Have you ever actually read the original Adventures of Pinocchio? There’s so much more to it than the Disney version (which is what you would’ve guessed, surely). Even a quick skim of the Wikipedia article will show the differences (you had me at ‘undertaker rabbits’). And hey, don't forget that 2e Ravenloft adventure The Created stars an evil version of Pinocchio called "Maligno the Carrionette".
Aleksey Tolstoy (distant relation to Leo) did a Russian pastiche or rewrite of Pinocchio; I’d never heard of it, or him, until I started poking around for this post. Aleksey Tolstoy, writing in the 1920s, is still today a celebrated science fiction writer in Russia, and his work The Garin Death Ray is apparently credited by the inventor of the laser with specifically giving him the idea. His novel Aelita involves going to Mars and finding an subterranean Atlantean civilization; since he’s a Burroughs contemporary, I can’t help but wonder what it’s like.
Much of Baum’s Oz oeuvre existed at that time, including the Gump (1904) and Scraps the Patchwork Girl (1913, certainly bearing a stronger resemblance to Raggedy Ann than the Gump does!). And the production team behind the very successful stage adaptation of Wizard of Oz aimed for a repeat by staging Babes In Toyland (1903), telling a fairy tale about animate toys and, interestingly, including a dance number entitled “My Rag Doll Girl”. Note that Babes In Toyland and its several film adaptations feature Little Bo Peep as a character. Take that, Lightyear! And don’t forget Parade of the Tin Soldiers (1897), a fine little march often performed in popular revues - including the famous Rockettes’ Christmas Show for decades.
The animated/living toy does seem to develop into a robust subgenre in the 20th century. Margery Williams’ The Velveteen Rabbit was published in 1922, featuring a stuffed rabbit that hoped to become real, if only its owner would love it enough. The Velveteen Rabbit has that scary scarlet fever bit and a bittersweet ending that seems to make it more in line with a Hans Christian Andersen story than what would become the standard “animated toys” romp of the 20th century. Note that Margery Williams cited Walter de la Mare as her inspiration for writing children’s literature. Also, Williams wrote a werewolf horror story ‘The Thing In The Woods’ which H. P. Lovecraft read and commented on - and may have helped inspire The Dunwich Horror. Lovecraft also liked Walter de la Mare’s ghost stories. I’m not much into horror myself, but I look forward to reading de la Mare’s forgotten fairy-story fantasy like The Three Mulla Mulgars, which sees a trio of monkeys grapple with a magic amulet. Much more my speed. Watership Down uses some de la Mare quotes in it, so we’re back to fantasy rabbits again there...
Thomas Disch’s Brave Little Toaster (1980) stars small appliances rather than toys, but has a similar “animated objects and their relationship with their owner/master” setup. It’s also basically The Incredible Journey (1961) - there are no new ideas, perhaps, only novel and amusing permutations and recombinations. Keep in mind that although, thanks to the animated movie, you may think of The Brave Little Toaster as a children’s story, it’s only a children’s story in form of presentation and structure - there’s a lot of humor and thoughtful stuff for grown-ups in there, and the novella itself was nominated for a number of fantasy & science-fiction awards. When the novella first appeared in a magazine, it had cover art from Gahan Wilson, for crying out loud. But of course Thomas Disch is best known as a New Wave science-fiction author in the first place, so maybe Toaster is his most kid-friendly work anyhow.
That seminal year 1980 also brings us The Indian In The Cupboard, featuring more toys come to life. Lynne Reid Banks’ previous novel, The Farthest-Away Mountain, is a more straightforward fairy-story type fantasy with gargoyles and gnomes in it - I look forward to finding a copy. Despite the Indian in the Cupboard and its sequels being bestsellers with a deepening fantasy (and time-travel) mythology - and a major motion picture to boot - the books have recently fallen out of fashion since the Native Americans in the books are portrayed as cultural caricatures. Again, though, a movie puts the living toy gimmick back in the water. 80s kids were aware it was a thing. The later film Small Soldiers only sort-of counts, since those action figures aren’t coming to life magically.
John Lasseter liked The Brave Little Toaster and wanted to do a film of it, but ended up doing Toy Story instead. More on that saga here; that article will also reveal to you the connection between The Brave Little Toaster and Saturday Night Live.
Enough picaresque meandering! Back to Raggedy Ann!
Although a good portion of the Raggedy books deal with more mundane living-toy adventures (the challenge of losing one’s stuffing, for example), they also contain all manner of fantasy-influenced adventures. There are fairies right from the first book, and later witches, enchanted items, strange faraway lands, and wishes-come-true. There is (light) peril, and there are occasional rescues to perform. The first two books, Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy, are out of copyright - you can find them via Gutenberg, LibriVox, etc. Gruelle’s fantasy The Magical Land of Noom, in which children build a flying-machine and meet the fantastic inhabitants of the Moon, is also at Project Gutenberg.
Raggedy Ann and Andy had renewed presence after 1977’s animated film RA&A’s Musical Adventure, featuring music from Joe Raposo of Sesame Street fame. The movie’s lead animator was Richard Williams, whose legendary work I guarantee you’ve seen (click through and stare in wonder at all the stuff he’s touched, including Who Framed Roger Rabbit). In the film, Raggedy Ann was voiced by Didi Conn, who later hung out at Shining Time Station with a bunch of talking trains, so maybe animating the inanimate is a thing she’s into - I expect I’ll talk about The Railway Series another time. The ‘Musical Adventure’ is bizarrely not streaming (way to drop the ball, Paramount) but exists on YouTube because of course it does. I recommend checking it out; the central storyline is nonexistent, but there are a boatload of weird characters you could drop into your D&D game (once given weaponry, of course).
Saturday, March 20, 2021
I often shake my head at the idea of buying a big rpg book - ostensibly full of adventure - and not using it for anything. People do it; I've done it. It's awful. We should stop wasting our money.
Rather than dropping fifty bucks on the latest committee monstrosity, consider a smaller investment with potentially greater payoff. A couple bucks' worth of old comic books might give you more neat ideas to mine than you'd find in some rpg products.
Today at the Ollie's Discount shop, I dropped five bucks on a grab-bag of five comics. Three of them were pre-2000, pictured above. There is stuff worth stealing in here - let's take a look and see what kind of loot we can find in here!
Alpha Flight. There's a b-plot about Sub-Mariner and Marrina, but the main story here deals with the horrible demon-thing Pestilence, which has stolen the life-force of Snowbird's newborn child and is now using his "death and decay" powers to wreck Alpha Flight. The Great Beasts - maybe the best part of Alpha Flight backstory - make an appearance here, so I'm already a fan. Shaman gives us some exposition about how he brought Snowbird here, to this place of power, to have her (magical, probably shapeshifter) baby so that he (the wizard of the group) could anchor that superbaby to our reality. It all went awry, of course.
LOOT: Very Pregnant Woman with Magical Baby needs to be escorted to a mystical place of power before she delivers. I've seen escort quests before in rpgs, but never one like that. You could absolutely steal this gimmick.
Force Works. This is Iron Man's 1990s team (so extreme!). This ish is part of multi-title crossover shenanigans in which the Mandarin, who has replaced his hands with actual dragon claws, gets his revenge by capturing Iron Man and War Machine. It's not a great issue (despite being early Abnett/Lanning), but there are a couple interesting things in here.
LOOT: Century is an alien member of Force Works with whom you may not be familiar, but his entire gimmick is that he's an artificial being who has the thoughts and memories of the last hundred members of his dying species living on within his head. That concept - packing the brainscapes of a hundred people into one to preserve a species - is worth stealing. You could do it with a lost tribe of dwarves or elves, or have that lich you've been working on be the repository for her entire lost culture. What sort of powers might that give you? If you have the memories of a dozen spellcasters...?
LOOT: The Mandarin has replaced his severed hands with the claws of a dragon (I presume one of the alien Makluan dragons tied to his rings). A villain with dragon claws, or a demon's hand or something, grafted on could be very cool. Or you could do it with a hero or an authority figure - the baron's been acting weird and won't take off his gloves (because he lost a hand in that battle last month and now has a devil's claw there instead).
LOOT: In this comic the Mandarin's castle has a spell around it that causes technology to fail. We already have anti-magic shells and zones in D&D, this might be a fun variant if it's campaign-appropriate. This could be an inherent effect around places of great preternatural magic, perhaps. Walk too far into the woods and into the faerie zone and your flintlock just plain
LOOT: One of the Mandarin's superpowered agents is called Butterfly, and bad things happen to those upon whom she casts her shadow. In this issue it seems like it's all techno-misfunction hexes, but you could do it as a general curse thing. Standing in the hag's shadow curses you...that's pretty cool, and nice and mythic. Think about how we're always keeping track of who's looking at the medusa's eyes and imagine how you'd track who is standing in the hag's shadow during a combat. What happens when the light sources shift because somebody cast a spell?
Spider-Man 2099. I enjoy the 2099 comics a good bit, but there isn't much to steal from this one as Spider-Man meets the future version of the Vulture, who is a flying cannibal who sides with the city's downtrodden. There's a whole "for the people" speech that garners a little sympathy, but then he eats a dude.
LOOT: Making an otherwise middle-of-the-road menace into an Actual Cannibal might be just the thing to turn a C-level villain into a B+. Probably works best for a villain who you wouldn't think is already a man-eater (ie, not an orc or an ogre). Maybe that evil wizard likes to chew on folks, or eat their brains, because he believes it'll make him smarter. (What if he's right and eating a hundred prepared brains of INT 15+ will give you a point of INT? Metaphysics have consequences!) Or perhaps not a villain - suppose the PCs have an allied fey elf person who occasionally helps them, and then one encounter they come to learn that this unseelie bastard has a very different moral code than they do when it comes to what's consumable. Keep your aliens weird, people; and don't trust elves, since given half a chance they'll eat a baby.
So a mixed bag of ideas there, but you tell me - were they worth three dollars?
Thursday, March 18, 2021
Check out this interview I did with the gaming track for JordanCon!
I think it came out pretty well. Anytime I listen to myself in an interview or on a podcast, I worry about whether I sounded competent and put-together. I'm way past worrying about how my voice sounds or anything like that, but I do wince at every "um" that manages to make its way in.
Ryan and I discussed a number of things, including the perennial favorite "what is old-school gaming". My answers are probably middle-of-the-road satisfactory; maybe not hardcore enough to please an old-school zealot, but that's the way it is.
We also talked about Lumberlands a bit, and how zines are a recent fashion in tabletop gaming. Then we brainstormed an adventure. Fifty-four minutes of unbridled brilliance.
If you click through on the link above to check out the JordanCon website - they're all virtual this year of course - you'll see they're having an adventure-writing contest.
Most importantly, I made it through the interview without Ryan asking me anything about Robert Jordan...since the only Jordan I've ever read was one of his Conan novels, and I don't even remember which one it was.
I have a couple more "talk about Lumberlands" appearances coming up, but as always I welcome your feedback and questions about anything gaming-related. I often consider recording a video or stream to talk about Wampus Country, then think better of it, assuming nobody's particularly interesting in that sort of rambling or Q&A. If I'm wrong on that, let me know.